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As the warmer weather approaches (I have to have hope!) attention turns to club runs and how best to manage them. It is generally accepted that change is necessary, so no need to use this forum to go on the offensive, just use it constructively...

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Quotes from Paris Roubaix sportive - 08-06-2010

Thanks are due to Terry for providing some quotes from the Paris Roubaix riders. No names are mentioned!

"my arse looks like the japanese flag"


"next time i'll shave my bum hair and whack on loads of vaseline"


(after the 3rd feed) "i have just jet washed my bike and 20 minutes
later you would'nt know it"

Fake tangate scandal rolls on

Just when you think a scandal is under control, you find additional pieces start to unravel. First came news that a senior member of the club has been visiting a salon for a wax and tan. Rumour is that on his last visit, he was told that there was no need to undress fully! And this club member was not on the original list of suspects.

And then something even more intriguing came via the contact form on the web site. Let Anthony know if there are any takers.

The below was sent from the form on http://www.wkrc.org.uk/form.html?id=membership&sub= if you believe this to be in error, please contact the webmaster: anthonyhitchings@gmail.com.

From: Ms. Lucinda Lu
Email address: lucinda@mvivadesign.co.uk
Address: Units 1-3
Keston Business Park
Bromley
Telephone number: 01332 458146





Reason for contacting: I am keen for the club to be aware of services we offer


Please enter any questions you have:Hi,

I saw the article about fake tan legs and wondered if you can help us for a specific piece of marketing literature. Mviva design is an advertising agency and we have been asked to produce a brochure highlighting a new cycle path. I am keen to find somebody with a photogenic pair of legs for a photo showing a set of legs on a bike with a photogenic backdrop. Somebody with good muscle tone, well shaven legs and that looks good in lycra will be perfect. If you have somebody that fits the bill (with or without fake tan :-) ) I would love to hear from you.

Many thanks,

Lucinda


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