Fake tan scandal hits club - 06-06-2010
It has been reported that a club member has been using a fake tan product to make it look as though he has been putting in the miles during this recent period of warm weather. A shortlist of potential candidates in what has fast become known as tangate are below. When you are next out on a club run, please take a look at the legs of others on the club run. If you think they have been immaculately groomed and coloured, please report this to club officials. This will then be used to enhance our chances of a sponsorship deal with a leading tanning product provider so as to all have beautiful legs.
John Hollidge
A man with an all over tan. Is this purely from his recent overseas holiday or has he also been developing the orange palm syndrome?
Alex Cooper
Surely a tough security officer is the last person the club could expect to shave his legs and apply the amber nectar. Mind you his legs do look well groomed...
Claire Hitchings
A bit of colour is perhaps a ladies perogative. But when it is done to make it look as though the miles are out of doors rather than on a turbo it is going a bit far.
Alan Brown
So when exactly did our club president take his last holiday in the sun? And yet look closely and there is a clear tan to be seen. Has he been borrowing from Eileen's cabinet?
The shortlist of candidates is now out. Please be vigilant.
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