Best cycling jokes part 2 - 07-12-2009
"Where's your bicycle Vicar" I said, (because it was the first time I had seen him walking in 10 years!). "Don't know, I think it might have been stolen, but I will get it back on Sunday" he replied. "At
my next sermon I will go through the ten commandments. When I get to
'thou shalt not steal' God will sort it out, I've got faith"
The
following week, sure enough he was riding the bike again. So I asked
him if the ten commandments thing had worked as planned: "I got as far as thou shall not commit adultery.......then I suddenly remembered where I left the bike.."
A piece of motorway and piece of dual carriage way are enjoying a drink in the pub. In walks a piece of red tarmac. The bit of motorway whispers to the bit of carrageway "Come on lets drink up and go before the trouble starts; He's a bit of a cyclepath!"
Did You hear the one about the cyclist who didn't know he had diarrhoea until he removed his bike clips!
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