Best cycling jokes - 02-12-2009
A first for WKRC.com is a new series highlighting some of the best cycling jokes. I have a supply from Alex - if you have a good cycling joke please email the club secretary and I will post a joke upate each week until the end of the year. Think of it as your cycling joke advent calendar.. Should keep us all smiling whilst the wet weather is upon us.
Jack an Jill have just climed Le Alp de Huez on a tandem: "Phew that was a tough climb" said Jack "Thought I was going to bonk". "Yeah good job I kept the brakes on" said Jill "or we'd have slid all the way back down!"
"I've really had it with my dog: he'll chase anyone on a bicycle."
"So what are you going to do - leave him at the dog's home? Give him away? Sell him?"
"No, nothing that drastic. I think I'll just confiscate his bike."
My granny started cycling at 97 years old. She has been doing ten miles per day - and now we don't know where the heck she is!
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.
"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."
"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
Did you hear about the cyclist who used viagra eye drops? They made him look hard!
Mary had a bicycle
She rode it on the grass
Every time the wheel went round
A spoke went up her ....
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